[GaaRa]
n00b
Once upon a time. The End.
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Post by [GaaRa] on Apr 15, 2008 12:21:08 GMT -5
[GaaRa]: I wish I could end world hunger. Pear: You do, but only because they eat you in the process. I wish rooms could clean up themselves. Pocky: Granted...but you can't find anything anymore. I wish my stapler worked. L: It works. But only on your fingers...
Come on, people! You can make peoples' wishes so corrupted they'll wish they never wished for it in the first place~
[glow=red,2,300]I wish the tooth fairy gave me money.[/glow]
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Post by _Pear//} on Apr 15, 2008 17:20:56 GMT -5
Granted, but then I steal the money.
I wish I could staple someone`s head to a freezer...
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[GaaRa]
n00b
Once upon a time. The End.
Posts: 33
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Post by [GaaRa] on Apr 16, 2008 7:06:00 GMT -5
Granted. But now the freezer doesn't work anymore.
I wish you were a n00b.
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Post by Hinata-chan on Apr 17, 2008 21:20:58 GMT -5
Granted, but I'm one hellofa n00b, so I'm only a n00b for three days, and then turn YOU into a n00b! [I'm really evil. ^^]
I wish that I could go to the same school next year. -.-
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[GaaRa]
n00b
Once upon a time. The End.
Posts: 33
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Post by [GaaRa] on Apr 18, 2008 4:34:39 GMT -5
Granted. But only because you repeat the year. And then somehow, you start a weird space-time-thing, which means you have to repeat the year again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...
After staying at the same school for nine years re-learning everything, you eventually become so bored you commit suicide because you can't face repeating the year again. Little did you know they were going to move you up next year.
((so corrupted...>.<))
I wish Mary-Sue OCs didn't exist...
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Zetsu
ub3r pwnage
Kakashi's bitch!
?how can YOU understand?
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Post by Zetsu on Apr 22, 2008 1:15:12 GMT -5
Granted. But soon after the last Mary Sue has been destroyed slowly they begin to creep back into society, infecting people in reality. And soon actual people begin to turn into Mary Sues, and society collapses in on itself. Nations crumble, starvation begins, and pretty soon people have begun to resort to eating other humans. They begin to de-evole, and humans finally kill themselves off, and the Earth slowly turns into a desert wasteland after all the terrible pollution takes its toll on Earth's enviornment.
{ >:3 }
I wish that I would be reincarnated.
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Post by _Pear//} on Apr 25, 2008 15:56:13 GMT -5
Granted. But you get reincarnated into an insect and get stepped on. e~e
I wish DeiSaku and ItaSaku were canon pairings. *~*
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Zetsu
ub3r pwnage
Kakashi's bitch!
?how can YOU understand?
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Post by Zetsu on Apr 26, 2008 11:18:36 GMT -5
Granted. But then Deidara and Itachi fight over you, and end up loling one another. And then you commit suicide in despiration to be with your lovers.
I wish I had Zetsu's flytraps 83
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Post by _Pear//} on Apr 26, 2008 11:32:57 GMT -5
Granted, but Zetsu finds out and feels less unique; so he kills you. Plain and simple.
I wish I wasn`t pregnant with Zetsu`s baby.
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Zetsu
ub3r pwnage
Kakashi's bitch!
?how can YOU understand?
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Post by Zetsu on Apr 26, 2008 11:49:03 GMT -5
Granted. But then Zetsu kills you for attempting to strangle Kyu in a fit of rage when you discover Itachi is pregnant.
I wish Pein and Zetsu were my betches >:3
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Post by _Pear//} on Apr 26, 2008 13:50:09 GMT -5
Granted, but they are always bitter towards you and later on kill you.
I wish I could rape Itachi senseless without being caught.
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Zetsu
ub3r pwnage
Kakashi's bitch!
?how can YOU understand?
Posts: 233
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Post by Zetsu on Apr 26, 2008 14:38:28 GMT -5
Granted. But you become pregnant. Itachi finds out, and brutally murders you in a fit of rage.
I wish rape Zetsu and not get caught.
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Post by _Pear//} on Apr 26, 2008 15:29:32 GMT -5
Granted, but the baby you get from raping him hates you and Zetsu.
I wish I could rape Deidara senseless without getting caught. <3
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Zetsu
ub3r pwnage
Kakashi's bitch!
?how can YOU understand?
Posts: 233
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Post by Zetsu on Apr 26, 2008 16:31:02 GMT -5
Granted. But then Sasori finds out and kills you like he intended to in the manga D:<
I wish more people would write/draw ZetTobi <3
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Post by _Pear//} on Apr 26, 2008 16:56:57 GMT -5
Granted, but they draw it so badly; it makes your eyes bleed. I wish there were more fans of AkatSaku.
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